I'm still drunk this morning and I'm cleaning my pillow and mattress
1) ran and jumped over a wall (don't ask)
2) called Stephanie and rapped H to the Izzo while my roomates stood outside of my truck and yelled "let us in" (don't worry I wasn't driving)
3) Pissed off a table of Puerto Rican women by telling them "The Diminican Republic is so much cooler than Puerto Rico"
4) I apparently asked two girls "Would you fuck an ex-monk" they then asked me to repeat myself, and I said "WOULD YOU FUCK AN EX-MONK?!?!?" (my roomate Ohsang was a Buddhist monk for Halloween, so this sort of makes sense)
5) I tried to go to Club Wal-Mart in a vehicle moving like 50 mph by opening my door and stepping out of the car
6) for the coup-de-gras when I asked the waitress for a drink towards the end of the night she brought me a water. I took the water and threw it on the floor immediately after she brought it. This angered the waitress, then Ryan convinced her to bring me a drink. My friends rock.
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