If you can't respect that... (originally written 5/28/06)

... your whole perspective is whack. Random thoughts while recovering from what could be the craziest night of the year so far.
OK, so last night, Son of Geo Metro once again was set up with an opportunity to get down with some southern ladies, and instead of doing the damn thing, I decided to drink until I couldn't stand. Can you be a stereotypical nationality without actually being that nationality? I would fit in well in Ireland.
My brush with intoxication led me to put a new video up on my profile in the about me. I felt like both Chris and Paulie this morning. Fun times.
Growing the beard out again. Might have to shave if I actually hear back from potential employers this week. I figure I'll grow it out and that way I will have a fall-back job. I'll just have to go down to the Carribean and start looting and pirating. People can then call me Redbeard. It works. I like being a little scruffy. The hair is pretty long too. I realized today I like the Kurt Cobain, Christian Slater pre-coke habit look.
One day there's going to be a Rodney King level beatdown, and let's just say I won't be on the side of the doughnut eaters. If you want more details, please call. Note: If your name rhymes with Yebra, or you are related to me in any way I will not tell you what happened. If you want to apply to be the person following me around with a camera I won't be able to pay you until I get out of the hospital.
One thing from last night that was fun, and I can tell everyone about: so we pulled up to where the bar was, and it was in a strip mall. So I tell the girl with us she needs to pull up to the wal-mart, because there was something in the Wal-Mart we needed. Everyone looked at me like I was on crack. I then proceeded to walk tot he back of the store, turn on 4 stereos, turn one all the way up and strat dancing in the back fo the store. I even asked a few ladies walking by to join me. Didn't get any takers.
I think the best reaction to last night was from Doug. You see, I hooked Ohsang up with a 30 year old fine MILF with two kids. How did I do this? I have no idea, but I did. Anyway, Ohsang had fun last night with this woman for a while becasue I set that shit up. I can't stress that enough. Anwyay, one little nugget of info I did not mention: lady was married. So I tell Doug all of this, and his first reaction "OK, this is why I'll never get married. If I ever found out my wife fucked someone like Ohsang, not only would I kill her, but I'd go on a multi-state killing spree." Hear hear.
Son of Geo Metro, man of few words, master of fantasy baseball, Wal-Mart playa.